food/cooking

Hurts so good

OMG, you have to try this shit.

WASABI PEAS!!!

Sure, it looks like cat puke…

…but, it’s so fucking GOOD!

I picked up a bag from the local hippie grocery store and we are addicted already. First, you taste the sweetness of the dried peas, then your sinuses explode from the heat of the wasabi. Oddly, and thankfully, it subsides quickly, but what a RUSH!

Just 10 years ago, the fiery green mound served beside sushi at Japanese restaurants was only for those with daring palates and tolerance for heat.

OK, I only posted that because I giggled at fiery green mound.

If you are brave enough, try making your own. But you BETTER let me know how it goes. [here is one more recipe]

food/cooking, disgusting

bangers and mas…fuck it. Let’s call it what it REALLY looks like

Dog shit on potatoes

TV

I think it’s a safe bet

Given America’s Next Top Model winners from Cycles 9 & 10

Saleisha... aka Tootie

Whitney...aka Blair

Shouldn’t we expect the Cycle 11 winner to look like Jo or Natalie?

The Facts Of Life cast

It seems like this show just flies by. I know it’s faggy, but I love it. The greatest consolation though, is that the ULTIMATE faggy show, So You Think You Can Dance starts in less than a week. (Possibly my favorite show, EVER)

It also means I get my weekly Cat Deeley fix. (BONUS)

Anybody else gonna be watching?

food/cooking

And we are bitching about the price of gas…

THIS is infinitely worse!!!

A Lunch in Zimbabwe

“During the meal, one of my mates was drinking beer — 750ml bottles of Castle Lager (fondly called bombers). He ordered a fifth one, was advised that the price, which when he ordered his first, second, third and fourth ones was 160 million per bottle, had gone up to 340 million per bottle.”

That’s right — during lunch there was a price increase…

Mugabe can’t rot in hell soon enough.

Syd being stupid, crappy

This fuck-up is expensive

I had 2 weeks to fax them my valid insurance card and I just didn’t do it.

Fuck.

sports

This makes me a little sad

Annika Soremstam is retiring from golf. DAMN!

(pssst, GM…hover over the photo. [snicker])

Bukake

Justine Henin retired today too. (yawn)

just fucking funny

Yes, this is much better

When I run across a photo that begs for a little ’shopping, I send it to someone with WAY more talent. And you can see why…

Horseface modified

Lee, this is some of your best work yet. **Applause**

I never watched this show and I don’t give two fucks about the movie. Can’t wait for the hype to GO AWAY. But, it did bring us this hat. So, there is that.

looks like pussy

Because my readers appreciate art

I can’t get the code to embed this, so you’ll have to click through.

Let me be clear…this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Ahhht

For something that is TOTALLY safe for work, go here. So cuuute!

(Turn up your volume for the full effect) Trust me.

cool

Yankee or Dixie

My score is no surprise:

75% (Dixie). That is a pretty strong Southern score!

Take the quiz: Yankee or Dixie?

dirty/nasty stuff that I don't know where else to put

Do they give an award for the lesbian blog with the most cock content?

Check out this guy’s unit. It’s not what it appears to be.

(Click to embiggenate)

Thumb dick

Thanks for this atrocity, Sony PlayStation 3

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