OMG, you have to try this shit.

WASABI PEAS!!!

Sure, it looks like cat puke…

…but, it’s so fucking GOOD!

I picked up a bag from the local hippie grocery store and we are addicted already. First, you taste the sweetness of the dried peas, then your sinuses explode from the heat of the wasabi. Oddly, and thankfully, it subsides quickly, but what a RUSH!

Just 10 years ago, the fiery green mound served beside sushi at Japanese restaurants was only for those with daring palates and tolerance for heat.

OK, I only posted that because I giggled at fiery green mound.

If you are brave enough, try making your own. But you BETTER let me know how it goes. [here is one more recipe]

Dog shit on potatoes

Given America’s Next Top Model winners from Cycles 9 & 10

Shouldn’t we expect the Cycle 11 winner to look like Jo or Natalie?

It seems like this show just flies by. I know it’s faggy, but I love it. The greatest consolation though, is that the ULTIMATE faggy show, So You Think You Can Dance starts in less than a week. (Possibly my favorite show, EVER)

It also means I get my weekly Cat Deeley fix. (BONUS)

Anybody else gonna be watching?

THIS is infinitely worse!!!

A Lunch in Zimbabwe

“During the meal, one of my mates was drinking beer — 750ml bottles of Castle Lager (fondly called bombers). He ordered a fifth one, was advised that the price, which when he ordered his first, second, third and fourth ones was 160 million per bottle, had gone up to 340 million per bottle.”

That’s right — during lunch there was a price increase…

Mugabe can’t rot in hell soon enough.

I had 2 weeks to fax them my valid insurance card and I just didn’t do it.

Fuck.

Annika Soremstam is retiring from golf. DAMN!

(pssst, GM…hover over the photo. [snicker])

Justine Henin retired today too. (yawn)

When I run across a photo that begs for a little ’shopping, I send it to someone with WAY more talent. And you can see why…

Lee, this is some of your best work yet. **Applause**

I never watched this show and I don’t give two fucks about the movie. Can’t wait for the hype to GO AWAY. But, it did bring us this hat. So, there is that.

I can’t get the code to embed this, so you’ll have to click through.

Let me be clear…this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK

For something that is TOTALLY safe for work, go here. So cuuute!

(Turn up your volume for the full effect) Trust me.

My score is no surprise:

75% (Dixie). That is a pretty strong Southern score!

Take the quiz: Yankee or Dixie?

Check out this guy’s unit. It’s not what it appears to be.

(Click to embiggenate)

Thanks for this atrocity, Sony PlayStation 3