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Weaponry- *updated*
I kinda got tickled this morning when I was looking for something in my purse. In addition to the fake dog poop, I have some really weird shit in there. But this is what struck me as funny; look at all the potential weapons:
Yes, every bit of that was in my GD purse.
Here is my purse, smart asses:
*Damn* – why didn’t I think of this…
Kris says it’s a purssy
27 Nov 2006 syd
A photo resume, for employment with the CIA’s Terrorist Interrogation Team.
In my dreams.
Who would’t want to work for T.I.T.
Or, expecting a call to audtion for a new McGyver series, set in the wild, wild South.
For some reason, I’m having difficulty imagining you with a “purse”. Gunny/knapsack, yes, pocketbook, maybe, purse – ah no. Especially after what I see is in it. Not envisioning one of those fancy sequined snappy purses on you.
BTW I’m guilty of having a Leatherman tool in my “bag”, but that’s about the extent of weaponry. Unless you ask a guy to hold it or go in it, then it’s like poison. LOL
WD – 40? Please explain
…you’ll shoot your eye out kid.
And I thought I was all butch with my Altoids . . .
that you carry a purse is the most disturbing part to me too…
She doesn’t carry a purse, she carries a military rucksack with easy firearm access. I think she also has a gun-belt, too.
I’m with Amaya- exactly why do you need to keep WD-40 in your purse? I know it’s not to lubricate that ridiculously small cock you have.
LMAO @ Lach.
Um, impressive selection of toys you have there, Syd. ;p
Um, potential weapons? Since when are knives and guns potential weapons? They ARE weapons. Your purse must weigh a ton with all that shit in there.
for god’s sake, don’t just reach your hand in there to grab something. you could be killed!
What? No duct tape?
The contents is disturbing yes…..not unusual perhaps given it IS our Syd…..however, the more disturbing part, I must agree with others, is the reference to a purse!!
ROFLMFAO @ Kris
Obviously that explains the WD-40 – simple color coordination. ;p
I used to carry a leatherman. But I totally kicked the habit the summer I got divorced. I was going through metal detectors every week. You won’t find any contraband anymore. An assortment of flash drives, state-issue pens, and my prescriptions. And dental floss.
I kinda like the … strategically placed pearl on the purty pink purse. Not that I buy that Syd carries that actual purse, mind you.
Good eye, GM.
That thar is a gen-u-wine SNATCH purse. Thankyouverymuch.
I’s gonna say…that’s not a purse…it’s a purssy.
Snatch. [snicker]
Btw, I’ve chosen your Xmas gift this year. Sorry to spoil the surprise.
ROFLMAO, Kris
PURSSY! A neologism, just for Syd’s fashion statements
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And, hey? Syd!? I can spot pussy a mile away. I may need bifocals, but when it comes to the puss, i’ve gots me some eagle eyes, dammit!
“That thar is a gen-u-wine SNATCH purse. Thankyouverymuch.”
White trash goes upscale.
roflmao Wen….those are some priceless accessories!!
Oh dear Gawd! An armed purssy.
Sounds a lot like The Clap.
ROFL@ Maggie!
I was going to comment on the whole thing, but I can see from the previous comments that I am totally out of my league here and nothing I add can measure up to the caliber of the previous commenters.. Kudos to you all, I am humbled in your presence.
Oh dear Gawd! An armed purssy.
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That is true. I think, given the armaments, we can nickname Syd’s purssy “The Succubus”. Or sumthin?
ROFLMAO I agree with you Becky. Any comment I could ever think of would never equal what has already been said. I’m just glad I wasn’t eating or drinking when I read about Syd and her purssy.
What, no hand cuffs?
Wait a minute, not only do you carry a purssy, but you have a PINK keychain? You’re really SUCH a girl!
BTW, is the WD40 redneck lube?
I dunno Guy, with some creativity, that carabiner might be able to help rig a restraint or two.
And we ALL know Syd is nothing if not inventive!
Syd McGyver!
What is that? A Kel-Tech? A Tauris Millenium?
By the way, one of my favorite knives is a Spyderco.