Food Network Drinking Games
The default station for the TV in my kitchen is the Food Channel. I see most shows more than once, enough for them to get on my nerves at some point. So, rather than bitch about them, I’m gonna list a few of my peeves as a drinking game.
Drink every time:
- the Barefoot Contessa says “It’s going to be so good.” (or delicious) or when she mentions one of her faggy friends.
- Rachel Ray says “EVOO” or giggles. And every time she carries something across her kitchen in a GD bowl.
- Paula Deen says “Yawl”
- Emeril says “Bam” or “Oh yeah, baby”
- Michael Chiarello sounds gay. Okay that would be ONE loooong drink.
- Giada looks directly at the camera and shows every tooth in her head.
- one of Paula Deen’s sons says “brother”
- Sandra Lee says “fabulous” or “store bought” OR shows one of her horrendous tablescapes.
Please add your own, if you wish.
09 Dec 2006 syd
Now that is a thought … hmmmm … I’ve done the Drinking Game for a couple of GWBs State of the Union addresses, but I’ve not been inspired enough to think of that one, Syd.
If I had to watch Rachel Ray (who gets on my last hairy nerve for reasons unknown to me — it just is), I’d have to be drunk beforehand. LOLOL
Only you would think up a drinking game to the Food Network!
Fran’s reading over my shoulder, laughing. She says, “I like it, I like it.”
My office TV defaults to Food network as well.
add: everytime Emeril says “I don’t know about your XXXXX, but mine does not come seasoned.”
and everytime Emeril makes a point about really cooking or washing his hands.
I could take hours upon hours of Perky Rachel rather than Full of himself Emeril.
What is with the EVOO? Does it stand for something?
Shudder. The woman is like nails on a chalkboard. Or sucking on a penny. Or chewing tin foil.
Do a double-shot everytime Barefoot Contessa mentions her husband Jeffrey.
And also everytime Paula Deen licks her fingers or spoons or whatever and continues right on cooking. I hope she gets worms.
lol Syd, Kris
Everytime Paula’s drunk? Oh, too easy… nevermind.
Oh man, those are all excellent.
Kris, having seen the inside of your fridge, I have to say that I’m shocked to hear you watch FoodTV. Do you cook too?
That’s funny.
PS I heard Rachel Ray is NOT nice to Flight Attendants…
Tubby bitch.
Cooking for one isn’t worth the effort. Obviously grocery shopping for one isn’t either.
Food Network Drinking Games…
Food Network drinking games .. that sounds fun!……
Rachael Ray is tubby?
Only in the weird world of Hollywood (and New York, I guess).
I must say that I would enjoy any drinking game done to Emeril or Paula Dean (sp?)
As for Sandra whatername… I could unload my M-4 into her midsection. She REALLY irritates me.
I love it when people watch that Barefoot chick at the gym.
Here we all are bustin’ our asses on these freaking eliptical machines and these people are watching a fat woman cook with lard.
is that supposed to be incentive?
Lelo – its Extra Virgin Olive Oil.
in our house you don’t need an acronym – we just say oil.
…because God KNOWS there ain’t no virgins in that house.