Lisa's visit, embarrassing, just fucking funny
So, we went shopping today
We were in a very crowded Target store today, shopping for Lisa’s nieces and nephews. In the toy section (DBN), I spotted a game called Quelf. Naturally, my Beavis & Butthead mentality engaged…
S: [whispered] hehehe, look…Queef
L: [loudly] What’s a queef?
S: Oh my God! Shut the fuck up!
L: No really…WHAT’S A QUEEF?
S: I’ll tell you later. Just shut the hell UP!!! [blushing]
Hell yes, there were people around us. I was so god damned embarrassed.
For the record, I made her Google it. Bitch laughed for 10 minutes.
24 Nov 2009 syd
brilliant!
Something smells fishy here…. Lisa didn’t know what queef meant?!
LOL
Is it bad that I would have asked the same thing? Perhaps it’s sad? Hmmm. I just asked my wife, she’s never heard of it, either.
You know, Lisa has been awfully quiet, you keeping her too drunk to tweet/comment?
They tie me up all the time, except for an hour or so a day.
I am not shocked that PF and Lisa had to hit the google/urban dictionary …
Priceless. Wish somebody had recorded that.
Fran and I are discussing your command of vocabulary words. We’ve decided that you must have read the entire Urban Dictionary.
I was on the ToysRUs sight and saw that game. Is it bad that I thought the same thing? LOL I don’t think I’ll be getting it for my son!
And most importantly, did you buy the game for TLF?!?!
I mean, the letter Q is very important too!
That story was SUPER DUPER awesome!! Thanks for the giggle!!
AWESOME!!!!! That’s PRICELESS!!!!! Thanks for the morning giggle!
Come on Lisa, even an old fag like me, who hasn’t seen a live vagina in almost sixty years, knows what queef means.
What is the Aussie word for queef? Did it just not translate?
I don’t even want to think about what it takes to win the game of Queef … *EEEK*.
Lol, I have never heard of that! Well actually Ive HEARD that … just not the expression for it!
What would I do without all the learning that goes on over here at Syd’s place???!!!